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You are in your room reading gay fanfiction. Your OTP are about to get married. You are fangirling endlessly and are overjoyed at this fact. Especially due to the fact that it hasn't updated in over two years. As you are nearing the last few paragraphs, a strange sound echoes. You turn around just in time to see your door being kicked down. In it's place it is AVATAR KORRA. She looks at you nonchalantly and says "I'm the AVATAR. Wanna go out?" You agree and run off into the sunset with her.

YOU ARE A WONDERFUL PERSON

Fucking fuckers

  • me:

    (out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)

  • dude:

    nice bag.

  • me:

    thanks. (keeps on shopping)

  • dude:

    do you even know who all those characters are?

  • me:

    uh... yeah?

  • dude:

    ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)

  • me:

  • me:

    wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?

  • dude:

    (smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.

  • me:

    does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)

  • dude:

    psh, you're not a real fan.

  • me:

  • me:

    (slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)

  • me:

    how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?

  • dude:

    uh... what?

  • me:

    explain the function of cellular mitosis?

  • dude:

  • me:

    what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?

  • dude:

    what are you even talking about?

  • me:

    oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.

  • dude:

  • dude:

  • dude:

  • dude:

    Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)

  • me:

    his name is Norrin Radd.

  • dude:

    (looks extremely embarrassed)

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